Marshawn Lynch and the NFL never seem to really see eye to eye. And because of that, Lynch has been fined over $100,000 this season alone for his egregious actions. What are those actions, you may ask? Did he beat his girlfriend? Or his child? Or get caught putting rocket boosters on the back of his cleats? Nope. He didn’t talk to reporters after a game, and he grabs his dick after he scores touchdowns. What a monster. We can’t be having those types of vile human beings represented the NFL. And after one of Lynch’s teammates was also fined by the NFL while celebrating a Marshawn Lynch today, Beast Mode finally had enough and tweeted this:
Now the fine wasn’t necessarily for Seahawks WR Chris Matthews not shaking Marshawn Lynch’s hand. Rather, it was for what Matthews did with that hand, which was grab his crotch as well. Matthews was slapped with a $11,500 for the ‘obscene gesture’. Lynch was fined $20,000 for his dick grab since he’s a repeat dick-grabbing offender. It’s amazing.
Listen, I’m done being shocked and outraged about how the NFL operates. I’ve come to the conclusion that everyone who works in the NFL is about as incompetent as a bicycle with triangle wheels. I just think it’s hilarious how the league will bring in $31,500 all because 2 dudes decided to grab their junk. And I’ve been back and forth on Marshawn Lynch for a while now. I love him when he does his one answer interviews, and I think he’s a total idiot when he just straight up skips interviews and gets fined $100,000. But for the most part, I’m all in on Team Beast Mode. Not sure if there’s ever been anyone in history who has given less fucks in their life.
Hold mah diiiiick
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